Self-Introduction 🌴 (The Tropical Edition)
Basic Info
- Name: [Your Name] (Professional Procrastinator)
- Status: Full-time student at Hainan University (Part-time sunset admirer)
- Location: Living that island life at China’s southernmost 211 University
About My University Life
Currently “studying” at Hainan University, which is basically:
- A tropical paradise with textbooks (Warning: May cause excessive relaxation)
- Where coconut trees are the real campus supervisors
- Features natural sauna facilities (we call them “classrooms without AC”)
- Offers daily survival training:
- How to bike against ocean winds
- How to resist napping in 30°C weather
My Daily Routine
- Academic Journey:
- Professional at highlighting textbooks (then never reviewing them)
- Master of the 2am cram session (followed by regret at 8am)
- Life Skills:
- Can identify 15 types of tropical fruit by smell alone
- Developed superhuman tolerance to humidity
- Expert level at applying sunscreen between classes
- Hidden Talents:
- Can calculate exactly how late I can be before the professor notices
- Memorized all the cheap eateries within 1km of campus
- Survived 3 typhoons and lived to tell the tale
Current Life Philosophy
“Sleep is a myth, assignments are eternal, and coconut water solves 73% of problems.”
Why You Should Be My Friend
- I know where to find the best mango sticky rice on campus
- Can give you a 45-minute rant about the struggles of air-drying clothes in 90% humidity
- Will share my collection of funny campus cat photos
Disclaimer: 87% of statements in this introduction are exaggerated for dramatic effect. But the part about loving coconut water is 100% true.